Cork Jokes

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Post 1 by speedie (move over school!) on Thursday, 01-Nov-2007 8:59:17

What do you call a Corkman under a wheelbarrow
A mechanic

How do you keep a Corkman happy all day
write PTO on both sides of the paper.

A Corkman saw an advert in the window of a police station
Man wanted for armed robbery
He went in and applied for the job.

A Corkman won a round the worls trip
He turned it down because I'd have no way of getting back.

Stevie